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embot · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:14 pm Post subject: The cake is a lie.

This was a triumph.
I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Aperture Science
We do what we must
because we can.
For the good of all of us.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who are still alive.
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though you broke my heart.
And killed me.
And tore me to pieces.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!
Now these points of data make a beautiful line.
And we're out of beta.
We're releasing on time.
So I'm GLaD. I got burned.
Think of all the things we learned
for the people who are still alive.
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.
Maybe Black Mesa
THAT WAS A JOKE.
HAHA. FAT CHANCE.
Anyway, this cake is great.
It's so delicious and moist.
Look at me still talking
when there's Science to do.
When I look out there, it makes me GLaD I'm not you.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who are still alive.
And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you're dying I'll be still alive.
And when you're dead I will be still alive.
STILL ALIVE

Thanks everybody for registering and using the forums here. It has been a fun few months. :] I love you all.
Goodbye Informe Forums!
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Mephist · Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 9:20 pm Post subject:

Come on, Amy! Come claim your throne!

http://scitech.syedsystems.com/index.php

HeyKidImAComputer · Duke of New York A #1 Joined: 04 May 2007 Posts: 251

You will always be my queen. <3

Trifin · Miles Tails Prower Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 400

huh???
What is going on?

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New forums here: http://scitech.syedsystems.com/index.php?
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embot · Posted: Fri Oct 26, 2007 12:07 am Post subject:

all forums are locked--stop posting here! go to the new forums already!!
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Suicide, homicide, genocide- we laugh. Racism, sexism, discrimination, xenophobia, rape, and baseless hate- we laugh. We are mindless "me-too"ism; we are irrational preference; we are pointless flamewars; we are the true face of the internet. -Anon

ROFLCAKESrGEWD · Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2007 12:00 pm Post subject:

i'm to lazy to register twice :[
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Ive got this joy joy joy joy down in my heart

WHERE?

down in my heart!

WHERE?

down in my heart!